Elon Musk Will get His $1 Trillion Pay Package deal, Guarantees That Robots Will Comply with Criminals Round To Cease Them From Doing Crimes In The Future

Effectively, it lastly occurred. Tesla shareholders have formally authorized Elon Musk’s $1 trillion pay bundlesetting him as much as probably turn out to be the world’s first trillionaire. The newly authorized bundle would additionally enable Musk to improve the scale of his possession stake in Teslaprobably giving him greater than 25% of the corporate, Bloomberg stories. That stated, it is not just like the shareholders simply handed him a trillion {dollars}. He’ll must hit a collection of market cap and operational milestones alongside the way in which if he needs his shares, and there is not any assure that can occur.

The market cap milestones are comparatively easy, with the primary one being a $2 trillion valuation and subsequent milestones set each time the valuation goes up one other $500 billion. The operational milestones, nonetheless, are a bit extra assorted, requiring Tesla to ship a complete of 20 million autos, hit 10 million subscriptions for its so-called “Full Self-Driving” software program (that is not truly able to full self-driving), convey one million robotaxis into operation, ship 1 million of Tesla’s humanoid robots after which convey adjusted earnings to $50 billion. After adjusted EBITDA hits $50 billion, Musk will then must develop earnings to $80 billion, then $130 billion, $210 billion, $300 billion and, lastly, $400 billion.

So, to ensure that Musk to get his $1 trillion, he’ll must promote vehicles, construct robotaxis, drastically improve income and by some means determine the right way to make folks purchase a bunch of janky robots that nobody needs. Getting there will not be straightforward, and that is a great factor, as a result of nobody individual ought to ever have that type of cash. Nobody ought to be allowed to turn out to be a billionaire, both, however they positively should not be allowed to build up $1 trillion.

To place that in perspective, one million seconds works out to about 11.5 days, whereas a billion seconds provides as much as greater than 31 years. In the meantime, a trillion seconds is greater than 31,600 years. It is past ridiculous, particularly at a time when so many individuals are struggling to afford the essential prices of dwelling.

Tesla selected to announce the outcomes of the vote on the electrical automaker’s annual shareholder assembly, the place Musk’s pay bundle wasn’t the one information. In any case, they allowed their newly topped god king to talk, and when Elon speaks, you already know issues are about to get bizarre (and scam-y). Let’s examine… per Enterprise Insider‘s dwell updatesMusk:

• In contrast Tesla’s annual shareholder assembly to a “cyberpunk night time membership,” telling the gang, “Different shareholder conferences are snooze fests. Ours are bangers.”
• Claimed Tesla will promote tens of billions of its humanoid robots as a result of everybody on earth will need “their very own private R2-D2.” Optimus will allegedly be “greater than cellphones.”
• Claimed humanoid robots will usher in a future the place “possibly there will not even be cash,” and Optimus is mainly an “infinite cash glitch.”
• Promised that Tesla’s so-called “Full Self-Driving” software program (that is not truly able to full self-driving) will enable homeowners to textual content whereas driving “within the subsequent month or two.”
• Claimed manufacturing of Tesla’s devoted robotaxi will start in April 2026.
• Claimed it can price about $20,000 to construct every Optimus robotic.
• Stated Tesla will “most likely” must construct a “gigantic chip fab” to maintain up with demand.
• Praised the Supercharger group he gutted for increasing the Supercharger community.
• Repeated claims {that a} new Tesla Roadster continues to be coming (in some unspecified time in the future, finally).
• Claimed Tesla’s autos and humanoid robots shall be a “pure match” when it comes time to construct a moon base.
• Hinted at a SpaceX IPO.
• Repeated claims that self-driving Teslas shall be a part of a “huge distributed AI inference fleet” that would earn homeowners cash when not being pushed.
• Promised we’ll see the brand new Roadster on April 1, which can or could not have been an April Idiot’s joke.
• Stated it is “tough to think about that any people will truly be in cost,” assuming “synthetic intelligence vastly exceeds the sum of human intelligence.”
• Claimed Tesla may also have to speculate “tens of billions” to coach its Optimus robots.

As you possibly can see within the publish embedded above, at one level, Elon additionally claimed that Optimus robots could someday be assigned to observe criminals round to cease them from doing crimes. You realize, as a result of “legal” is a particular class of individual fully separate from the traditional people who aren’t genetically predisposed to do crime, or no matter.

Anyway, fingers crossed the Republicans shall be out of energy quickly and the federal government will truly put some actual reforms in place that cease folks like Elon Musk from accumulating extra wealth than any human may presumably possess ethically.