At $7,995, Is This 1998 Chevrolet Metro A Small Surprise?

Given its caste within the automotive hierarchy, it is fairly spectacular that somebody has gone to the difficulty of giving as we speak’s Good Worth or No Cube Chevy Metro a big refresh. It is much more astounding that, 500 miles after the actual fact, they now need to promote it. Let’s examine what that is all about.

There’s an previous exhortation that goes “There are previous pilots, and there are daring pilots, however there are not any previous daring pilots.” Whereas its origins are unclear, it seems to have first emerged within the Nineteen Thirties, and the smackdown has since expanded past aviation to incorporate race automotive drivers, merchants, and even wild mushroom eaters. Yum.

An analogous admonition may very well be utilized to cars: previous automobiles and vehicles that have not seen cautious upkeep and refreshing are nothing greater than unfashionably previous. Such a sentiment may simply describe the 1995 Mercedes-Benz E 300D we thought of yesterday. There was nothing inherently fallacious with the automotive. Nonetheless, the physique dents and the shortage of main mechanical upkeep detailed within the advert (other than brake rotors) did not instill a lot confidence in both the automotive or the $7,600 the vendor was asking for it. In consequence, you all voted it down in a 53% ‘No Cube’ loss.

Fortuitously, as we speak’s 1998 Chevrolet Metro sedan hasn’t been left fallow. As an alternative, it has reportedly been refreshed with new paint, inside parts, engine upkeep, and a model new windscreen. That may not seem to be a giant deal until you ascribe to the vendor’s place that such work is rarely performed on a automotive of this caliber, making it a reasonably distinctive and quirkily fascinating proposition. It is type of the manic pixie woman/boyfriend of the automotive world.

That makes some sense when one considers the bizarre historical past of GM’s smallest providing for the American market. This web page in GM’s portfolio was initially crammed by the Chevy Dash, a badge-engineered model of a automotive known as the Cultus, constructed by Suzuki in Japan. The second technology of Dash morphed into the Metro, and left Chevy for GM’s scorching new boy band, Geo. There it joined the Tracker we checked out on Mondayamongst others. Just like the Tracker, the Metro wanted a brand new dwelling after Geo broke up, and equally, was welcomed again into the Chevy fold. Shortly after the flip of the Millennium, Chevy got rid of the Metro for the Aveo, a mannequin which additionally shifted from Suzuki to Daewoo, GM’s. Korean manufacturing companion. The newest technology of that mannequin continues to be out there, however it’s bought solely in Mexico and South America, whereas it’s in-built China. That churn and burn historical past makes it a little bit of a scorching potato of a automotive.

Alongside the best way, our Metro made it out of GM’s CAMI plant in Ingersoll, Ontario. Oddly, whereas that plant constructed Metros (and Trackers) for america market, it didn’t achieve this for its dwelling nation’s consumers. Canadian automobiles had been all sourced from Suzuki’s Japan vegetation.

Whereas the entire engineering for the small automotive was performed by Suzuki, together with improvement of its 1.3-liter SOHC 4 and FWD five-speed handbook gearbox, among the styling was dealt with by Chevy. That introduced it consistent with the bigger Cavalier. All instructed, the Metro makes 70 horsepower and 74 pound-feet of torque. As the vendor notes, this is not a sports activities automotive, however what it lacks in quickness, it greater than makes up for in unmitigated sloth. As a  aspect profit, nevertheless, it ought to get nice mileage and can fortunately run on common fuel. Based on the vendor, the automotive’s substantial 203,000 miles should not trigger potential consumers to dismiss the Metro out of hand. They declare the engine is bulletproof and, anecdotally, say they’ve come throughout junked Metros at Decide-A-Half with over 350K on the clock. Make of that what you’ll.

The vendor additional notes that the automotive was squirreled away for six years as a consequence of “well being causes.” Upon reawakening, it has efficiently accomplished a 500 shakedown and appears to be working with out points. Aesthetically, it seems stable, as nicely. The paint (which the vendor says is a non-original coloration taken from the Saab catalog) seems to be in nice situation and freed from post-paint points.

We do not get to see the inside—critically, for therefore small a automotive, the vendor could not even get the entire thing in one of many advert pics—however no less than we all know that the headliner is new. The place does one get a headliner for a virtually 30-year-old captive-import automotive? A advantage of that age is an absence of issues. Apart from a contemporary stereo head unit put in within the sprint, there are actually no electronics of be aware on a automotive like this, one thing the vendor touts within the advert’s closing. One other plus is the clear title. And in contrast to yesterday’s considerably drained Mercedes, this, per the vendor, is “a restored automotive for somebody who really understands its deserves.”

As a restored automotive, being bought on its deserves, there’s loads to contemplate right here. Extra so, I’d think about than anybody may need anticipated out of slightly Chevy Metro from bygone days. Why would somebody go to the difficulty and expense of restoring such a throw-away automotive? Who is aware of? The sale appears a extra affordable state of affairs, because the advert signifies that well being points led to the automotive’s storage and will now be the rationale that it must discover a new dwelling.

The vendor kindly asks shysters to hawk their scams elsewhere, advising, “Please do not bore me with some unrealistic NADA values, which in all probability do not even exist. or low ball or insulting provides.”

Honest sufficient. We’ll nonetheless need to gauge whether or not the vendor’s $7,995 price ticket is consistent with this odd duck of a restored Metro. What do you say? Does that really feel truthful? Or does that worth make this a Metro-no ma’am?

You determine!

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